Who we are
Our website address is: http://127.0.0.1.
1. What Information Do I Collect?
Honestly? As little as possible. I have enough trouble keeping track of my own keys; I don’t want your digital baggage too. However, the internet is a weird place, so:
- Comments: If you leave a comment, WordPress remembers your name and email. If you use a fake name like “Captain Snuggles,” I will know, and I will judge you (affectionately).
- Cookies: No, not the chocolate chip kind.
2. What Do I Do With Your Data?
I use it to make sure the site doesn’t explode. Specifically:
- To Respond: If I want
- To Flex: Self-explanatory
- I won’t sell it: Who would buy it?
3. Third-Party Shenanigans? No.
4. Your Rights (The “Leave Me Alone” Clause)
If you want me to delete your comments or forget you ever existed:
- I hear you have them now
5. Security
I protect this site like a lazy-dragon protects gold, but let’s be honest: if a super-hacker wants to see your comment about how much you like sourdough bread, they’re probably going to find a way.
Effective Date: From now until the internet collapses or I get bored and delete the server.
Consent: By staying on this site, you agree to all of the above and acknowledge that my puns are at least 10% funny.