{"id":3,"date":"2026-02-28T01:17:21","date_gmt":"2026-02-28T01:17:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.0.63\/?page_id=3"},"modified":"2026-03-09T01:01:15","modified_gmt":"2026-03-09T01:01:15","slug":"privacy-policy","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/scott-t-b.co.uk\/index.php\/privacy-policy\/","title":{"rendered":"Privacy Policy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Who we are<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Our website address is: http:\/\/127.0.0.1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1. What Information Do I Collect?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Honestly? As little as possible. I have enough trouble keeping track of my own keys; I don&#8217;t want your digital baggage too. However, the internet is a weird place, so:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Comments:<\/strong> If you leave a comment, WordPress remembers your name and email. If you use a fake name like &#8220;Captain Snuggles,&#8221; I will know, and I will judge you (affectionately).<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Cookies:<\/strong> No, not the chocolate chip kind. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">2. What Do I Do With Your Data?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I use it to make sure the site doesn&#8217;t explode. Specifically:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>To Respond:<\/strong> If I want<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>To Flex:<\/strong> Self-explanatory<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>I won&#8217;t sell it:<\/strong> Who would buy it?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">3. Third-Party Shenanigans? No.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">4. Your Rights (The &#8220;Leave Me Alone&#8221; Clause)<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you want me to delete your comments or forget you ever existed:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"1\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I hear you have them now<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">5. Security<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I protect this site like a lazy-dragon protects gold, but let\u2019s be honest: if a super-hacker wants to see your comment about how much you like sourdough bread, they\u2019re probably going to find a way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Effective Date:<\/strong> From now until the internet collapses or I get bored and delete the server.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Consent:<\/strong> By staying on this site, you agree to all of the above and acknowledge that my puns are at least 10% funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who we are Our website address is: http:\/\/127.0.0.1. 1. What Information Do I Collect? Honestly? As little as possible. I have enough trouble keeping track of my own keys; I don&#8217;t want your digital baggage too. However, the internet is a weird place, so: 2. What Do I Do With Your Data? I use it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scott-t-b.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scott-t-b.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scott-t-b.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scott-t-b.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scott-t-b.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/scott-t-b.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51,"href":"https:\/\/scott-t-b.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3\/revisions\/51"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scott-t-b.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}